Beetlejuice, beetlejuice, beetlejuice!Being a bio-exorcist-getting the living to leave their home for the souls still lingering there-must be difficult, especially for those not in the know. Dealing with the newly deceased must be more stressful than serving coffee on a Monday at LAX. Think of all the dirty looks, the perpetual screams, the pants peed in out of pure fright, all forming a tableau of sinister proportions. Everyone knows Beetlejuice is the only ghost you need to call (upon) to get rid of those undesirables-what a unique service!-so give everyone what they’ve been asking for (three times in a row), why don’t you?! Obviously, in order for them to never come back, you’ll need to make sure that you scare those pesky air-breathers to near-death. Good thing you’re here! What’s your game-jump-scares, eerie paranormality, gross morbidity? Do you wear a hockey mask? Do you have blades for fingers? Alright, alright, you’re the expert. Just go do your thing.You should probably dress the part too, huh? Suit up like a true-to-death freelance bio-exorcist ghost in this Beetlejuice Corset Costume! It’s a sexy twist on the iconic Tim Burton character, complete with fingerless gloves, a foam hat mounted on a metal alligator hair clip, and a creepy, foam-backed corset. Looking this ghastly, you’ll never be able to stifle the calls from innumerable Handbooks for the Recently Deceased-assuming they can pronounce Betelgeuse! Beetlejuice, beetlejuice, beetlejuice!